sasoritrolls said: 'Ey Karell, would you rather HUG Malato or SHAKE his hand? Don't choose too quickly, think about where his hands might've been recently, and the last time he may have washed them..
That depends! Am I a!!owed to wear g!oves or a protective suit of any kind?! Cuz I can just burn the g!oves or the suit afterward! I can’t just burn off a!! my skin! That shit’s painfu!!, and I got a specia! !ady and an uptight assho!e to !ook good for!
crystaldiglett said: Dear *anyone* Corali (i hope im not late to this party)
Dear Cleft or whatever the fuck yer name is,
Fuck ya’ll. Ya mighta gave me an arm with a badass blade, but yer an arrogant li’l shithead an’ next time ya insult my ‘rail I’mma punch ya dead in the mouth an’ knock out every pretty li’l tooth ya got.
why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.